Juggle cupcakes.
Pet a raccoon’s tail.
Eat all of the sandwiches with the cat.
Fly around the house with the parakeet.
Go ice fishing at the North Pole with Dad.
Let apples come alive and karate chop men.
Jump out and surprise Mom when she comes in.
Gobble 905,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cupcakes.
Things to Joke Around on a Boring Day
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